Yahoo!
Yipee!
F--- Ya!
*cough*
So... I was so bored today. I had, like, nothing to do. At all. Nope. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. One minus one. Yeah you get the idea..
Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah...
So, since I had nothing to do, I decided to go...
SLEDDING!
But then I was like, "Wait I always go sledding. I want to do something else."
(And yes I did say this all aloud to myself).
Anyways... I then said, "I know! I'll go skiing!"
I had never gone skiing before.
I am NEVER going "skiing" again!!
I mean, seriously, who invented this so called sport "skiing."
It was soooooo lame and I'm not just saying that because I lost control of the skiis a few times and crashed into random floating lines and was in serious pain and was brought to the hospital where they fixed me up and charged me a gizzilion bucks!!!
At all. Nope. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. One minus one. Déjà Vu??
Really, who the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks invented "skiing"? I'm gonna kick their A-double snakes!
One sec. Lemme check the interwebs....
Well, according to here the first recording of "skiing" was on the Norwegian island of Rodoy over 4,000 years ago...
Crap, they're already dead...
But wait... what's this...
"Skiing was so revered in Scandinavia that the Vikings worshipped Ull and
Skade, the god and goddess of skiing."
Holy Crap.
There's a freakin' god and goddess of skiing!
I think I'll just go and send them a complaint!
Yeah!
That's right!
Yahoo!
Yipee!
F--- Ya!
*cough*
errrrr... Kiddies pretend you didn't hear that!
C U L8ER
-Bosh
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