Unboundless Fun

So the guys over at InXile just recently released this awesome game based on me! When they first came to me I was like, "SWEEEEEEEEEET."

The game was going to be available for Wii, DS, and PC. I'm all like, "ZOMG IMA GUNNA BE A NINTENDO/ MICROSOFT-ER. " Finally my dream to meet Mario might come true! So I said, "BRING ME TO MARIO NAO!!!!."

Unfortunately, Mario was out playing baseball or something. How dare Mario be playing baseball when he could be in here meeting me, I thought. All of a sudden I got really angry. I picked up my sled and threw it across the room hitting some random Nintendo employee.

"Calm Down!" another random Nintendo employee yelled.

"NO," I bellowed, "ME NOT WANT TO CALM DOWN! ME WANT TO MEET MARIO." I took off my scarf and strangled him. Yeah I know I was a wee bit out of control.

That's when I heard someone with an Italian accent in the hallway say, "Mama Mia! What's-a going on-a?"

"MARIO???!!!!!!" I screamed with excitement. I ran to the door to find it was only Luigi.

"HEY! YOUR NOT MARIO!!!"

"Do you-a have to rub it in-a?" Luigi cried.

"Oh, uhh, sorry I didn't mean to upset you."

"Do you really mean that?" Luigi sniffled.

"NO!" I yelled and hit him across the head.

Right then a bunch of security guards barged in with their mighty pepper spray. Some big ol' dude just came right up to me and sprayed my eyes.

"AHHHH!!" I screamed in pain and fell to my knees. All the other guards that were too afraid to approach me before now all tackled me and handcuffed me.

The next thing I knew I was sitting in the back of a police car and that is where I am typing this. Oh well maybe jail won't be too bad.

C U L8er

-Bosh