In Jail... Need Bail!

My father always said, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

I wish I had listened.

I can't believe they threw me in the slammer... I mean all I did was yell a bit and knock out a few guys. Is that so bad?


The guards here aren't too bright because they didn't take my iPhone away before locking me in here which is good because then I wouldn't be able to post this blog. Either that or the're super old and don't know of the phenomenon of modern technology. That might explain why they looked at me rather strangely when I handed them my credit card to pay the bail...

So anyway, I'm stuck in jail and have no one to bring the bail money. HEEEEELP MEEEE!!!

C U L8er

-Bosh