Locked Up: Day 3 - Still here...

Unfortunately I got no comments. Not a single one!
I'm going to make this post short and sweet.

FREAKING WRITE A COMMENT!!!!

Sorry about the short post. I have been busy rotting away in this uncomfortable jail cell.
I promise for a lengthier one tomorrow.
The guards are coming! Got to go!

C U L8ER

-Bosh

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Locked Up: Day 2 - HEEELP MEE!!!

I'm still in here...

Help me

PULEEEEEEEEEEASE!!

If anyone out there is reading this please help me!

Just pay my bail I promise I'll stop whining!

Now I bet your now thinking, "What's that? Are you E-begging?" Well I have some news for you! You don't have to actually send me actual money!

I have taught the guards about the wonders of modern technology and showed them this blog. In exchange for this favor they have agreed to let me out of here without having to pay bail.

BUT there's a catch!

YOU have to help me.

That's right YOU.

All you have to do is write a comment. That's it! If I get enough comments here they'll let me out! So if anyone out there is reading this, write a freaking comment!!!!

C U L8er

-Bosh

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In Jail... Need Bail!

My father always said, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

I wish I had listened.

I can't believe they threw me in the slammer... I mean all I did was yell a bit and knock out a few guys. Is that so bad?


The guards here aren't too bright because they didn't take my iPhone away before locking me in here which is good because then I wouldn't be able to post this blog. Either that or the're super old and don't know of the phenomenon of modern technology. That might explain why they looked at me rather strangely when I handed them my credit card to pay the bail...

So anyway, I'm stuck in jail and have no one to bring the bail money. HEEEEELP MEEEE!!!

C U L8er

-Bosh

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Unboundless Fun

So the guys over at InXile just recently released this awesome game based on me! When they first came to me I was like, "SWEEEEEEEEEET."

The game was going to be available for Wii, DS, and PC. I'm all like, "ZOMG IMA GUNNA BE A NINTENDO/ MICROSOFT-ER. " Finally my dream to meet Mario might come true! So I said, "BRING ME TO MARIO NAO!!!!."

Unfortunately, Mario was out playing baseball or something. How dare Mario be playing baseball when he could be in here meeting me, I thought. All of a sudden I got really angry. I picked up my sled and threw it across the room hitting some random Nintendo employee.

"Calm Down!" another random Nintendo employee yelled.

"NO," I bellowed, "ME NOT WANT TO CALM DOWN! ME WANT TO MEET MARIO." I took off my scarf and strangled him. Yeah I know I was a wee bit out of control.

That's when I heard someone with an Italian accent in the hallway say, "Mama Mia! What's-a going on-a?"

"MARIO???!!!!!!" I screamed with excitement. I ran to the door to find it was only Luigi.

"HEY! YOUR NOT MARIO!!!"

"Do you-a have to rub it in-a?" Luigi cried.

"Oh, uhh, sorry I didn't mean to upset you."

"Do you really mean that?" Luigi sniffled.

"NO!" I yelled and hit him across the head.

Right then a bunch of security guards barged in with their mighty pepper spray. Some big ol' dude just came right up to me and sprayed my eyes.

"AHHHH!!" I screamed in pain and fell to my knees. All the other guards that were too afraid to approach me before now all tackled me and handcuffed me.

The next thing I knew I was sitting in the back of a police car and that is where I am typing this. Oh well maybe jail won't be too bad.

C U L8er

-Bosh

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Hello World!

Hello people of Earth (as well as all the other planets),
my name is Bosh. You may know of me as the little dude on the sled in Line Rider. If you have no idea what I am talking about check this out. Anyway I am going to update this as often as I can so check back every once in a while.
C U L8er
-Bosh Read more!